my cousin has twin sons named flynn and ryder and i said “your sons names are flynn…and ryder…?” thinking it was just a funny coincidence and she looked at me kind of ashamed and whispered “i just really like tangled”
why the hell are clothes so expensive? they’re literally just bits of material that stop us being naked in public. you should be paying me to wear clothes because you do not want to see me without them
If someone ever tells you a certain song is important to them you should turn it up and lay on your bed and close your eyes and really listen to it even if its 10 minutes long because at the end you will know that person much better I think
People who don’t have to pay for their own schooling or take out student loans have no idea how disgustingly lucky they are. I have a lot of resentment for said individuals and don’t really want them near me, especially to complain. The rest of you, however, are always invited to have stale cookies and empty juice boxes in my trash can as we cry in each other’s laps and roll down the socioeconomic ladder.